i’m going to survey and see if it’s true that a guys lips are the same color as the head of their penis
there is a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole and i cross it everyday
Danny Phantom: the man of several good comebacks.
Britney Spears blessing a paparazzi and forgiving him of his sins.
light rain (◡‿◡✿)
heavy rain (◕‿◕✿)
If Mr Brightside ever starts playing, and you don’t stop everything you’re doing and sing at the top of your lungs, you aren’t living life properly.